Tea for two

A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.

In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

E.g.

Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.

by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017

Five and two

Medical code for sedation of a violent or intoxicated ER patient. Abbreviated from 5 mg of haldol and 2 mg of ativan.

Let's five and two the drunk guy.

by Litfreak June 25, 2018

Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Jacob with two b's

If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.

Oh no I just made eye contact with Jacob with two b's

by Jacob with two e's March 13, 2019

Do Gooder Two-Shoes

Someone who is both a Do gooder and a Goody Two-shoes at the same time.

So someone who always likes to appear like they're helping someone while also working hard to maintain a whiter-than-white morally superior image.

It's getting so tedious with Helen. Every time I speak to her she manages to allude to how earnest and woke she is. There’s always some virtue signalling in there and some humble brags or other comments that hint at what a good, moral and worthy person she is. She’s such a Do Gooder Two-shoes.

by Stivchik August 15, 2019

West Virginia Two Step

When two female cousins from West Virginia scrap the ball sweat from a man and swap it orally back and forth.

Shawna and Karen gave Joe the ol West Virginia Two Step the other night. He said thank you by making them a fried bologna sandwich.

by Earth Wind and Taint October 2, 2021

Rocky Mountain Two Step

Diarrhea

"He must have ate something that disagreed with him and was doing the 'Rocky Mountain Two Step' all day". (Nicer way to tell someone you or others have/had diarrhea). Could also be 'Rocky Mountain Side Step' or 'Rocky Mountain Quick Step'

by Cache2 January 21, 2022