by JIP741 November 22, 2011
Someone who thinks that because they’re in a different position to you financially/within society that they are better than you
*Random person walks in*
Guy 1: Who’s this Top Twat?
Guy 2: Don’t worry about them, they just think they’re better than others
Guy 1: Who’s this Top Twat?
Guy 2: Don’t worry about them, they just think they’re better than others
by @itsbobpod June 13, 2019
by Charlie2012334 January 26, 2022
by Polionius August 10, 2008
A twat so amazing that it sizzles. A lady known to live in Temecula, CA and be a member of the most exclusive club in town. She likes to go to Palm Springs every summer, break cups, eat sandwiches in the Jacuzzi and lounge in her active wear. She is awesome and amazing, hilarious beyond compare. She is loyal and generous, and her farts smell like angel kisses. She can be clumsy and fall down stairs and break things. She can cannonlog the shit out of a pool. Her laugh can be a cackle you hear in your dreams or nightmares. She can be a clean eating super freak or eat Twinkies for breakfast. She likes dolphin shaped sex toys and has a gag reflex like a baby eating solids for the first time. She can make chainsaw noises like a mother fucker and take out a cactus with her toes. She will dry hump a pool noodle, be freakishly strong and known to have a clean shaven snatch like stamped concrete. Also answers to the name Cookie Killjoy, Virginia, Mime, Sweet Tea, Cannonlog, Chainsaw, Fluffy, Tiki Tiki and Cactus Dawn.
Hey have you heard of those Sizzling Twats? Those bitches are bad ass. I want to be a member of that group!
by Fluffy Orange Princess January 13, 2018
A vagina of a used up woman. The discharge is green like wasabi and when their unsuspecting next victim is done having their fun...they feel the burn!!
My neighbor charges a small fee to enter her wasabi twat! Have fun fellas...hope you have insurance!!
by Bee_n_Bee September 11, 2019
twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 07, 2014