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The overall man. Very funny and always gives his mates a good laugh, finds it very easy to get girls, even his own sisters friends that are 10/10 beezy’s. His bros love him, will always have his back and will keep being there when he needs them because they appreciate him in their life’s.
“Conah is crack up asf

“Keen as to hang with Conah this weekend
“Holy she's hot, yeah and she was hitting up Conah”
Conah by Babageto November 22, 2021
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An annoying twat who takes up the whole desk in both GCSE and A-Level history. Thinks he is the bees knees and is infact quite the opposite. Complains at having a teacher that he doesnt not realise is just an older version of him. Does not have a laugh ego, is just a bit deluded.
"I hate Michael"
"Yeah, he did a Conah in history the other day so i punched his cock"
Conah by manamanotjeff February 13, 2018
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Conchati 

Meaning not fat or chubby, right in between.
They are kind of conchati.

They are getting very conchati, better watch themselves
Conchati by Thundercat cash November 14, 2021

conan gray 

The best youtuber too ever exist
He has a voice of an angel (not that i would know)
Also he sometimes draws and paints his nails
Gender rules? Never heard of her
Also he’s kinda an old grumpy man but in the best way possible
-I REALLY LIKE RICE GUM
-HUNI WTH JUST LISTEN TO CONAN GRAY
conan gray by Fukoff May 27, 2018
Conald, 15th one in c, in most dictionaries.

He takes cop's badges all the time, hunting babey rapers.

Car washer extraordinaire, loves meth and is prolifant in dentistry.

Currently feathering it in heaven.
Conald.

how do I get a job here fuck face?
Conald by fedsmoker October 26, 2020

conan gray 

a big dummy who is the love of my life
friend: please stop talking about conan gray. i don’t care
me: disrespect my man like that again and i will delete your kneecaps
conan gray by bigdumbuwu February 24, 2019

Kellyanne Conartist 

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.
Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist
Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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