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Tweezers lost his soccer ball, so he spent the evening trolling around instead.
by Tweezers and Pinchers June 21, 2011
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Ass Troll

what you see when you are having sex with a really hairy girl and you are about to do it doggie style
by dirtyreddbone February 13, 2006
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Hipster Troll

Using a variety of IP scramblers, proxies, and ISP accounts, hipster troll spends a good deal of his ample free time giving 25 thumbs down ratings a day to any definition of "Hipster" that he finds critical, negative, and offensive on Urbandictionary.com.

For verification of hipster troll's activities, go to the first page for "hipster," write down the number of thumbs down given for any critical definition, and then come back the next day to see 20-30 more thumbs down. Similarly, go to the positive definition and watch it go 25 thumbs up in a day.
Hipster Troll: "Hurry up and get off the computer mom! Someone just defined a Hipster as a "posturing, posing, wannabe" and I need to give 'em the first installment of the 300 thumbs down that I will be working on as my pet project this week. But hurry, I can't be late for my job at the Olive Garden!"

Mom: "Those hipster losers still won't like you hun. You better just go to work now."
by Hipster Critic March 2, 2010
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troll dick

The penis of a full grown male troll, green in color and lumpy in texture, sweet in taste.
That troll dick was the greenest and tastiest I have ever had.
by Troll Dick October 20, 2006
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tranny trolling

The act of cruising sparsely populated urban streets late at night, in search of transvestite hookers with the intent to "look but not touch."
Hey, I have a full tank of gas. Do you guys feel like tranny trolling on Santa Monica blvd tonight? We'll definitely see them at Donut Time.
by be that guy July 13, 2010
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Troll Jousting

Troll Jousting is the act of retorting comments on blogs that have been placed by trolls, or paid commentators who place comments to support a particular vested interest. The Troll Jouster places comments that show the falseness of the Troll
Wow nice Troll Jousting dude, you really bitch slapped that Troll.

Yeah, thanks eh brah! I couldn't believe that Pro Nuke Troll was actually saying that radiation can be beneficial to your health. I had to slap 'em back in case some innocent bystander saw that Troll comment and believed it.

Well, good work dude, keep up the Troll jousting on that blog, and remember, there are NO innocent bystanders.
by stock888 March 30, 2012
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Phone Troll

Term referring to a miserable and worthless creature whose life goal is to become a customer service representative's worst nightmare.

A phone troll spends most of his workdays terrorizing reps with remarkably stupid questions. He tends to blame them for his own unearthly stupidity.

It is said that a phone troll's IQ may be lower than 50. This is clearly a myth because he can't read or write. Some even speculate that he might actually be a she.

It's worth mentioning that a phone troll is an uncommon mutation of the much more popular internet troll.
Kendra: Damn, PJ is terrorizing those poor reps again!
David: wow! He's such a phone troll.
by aDumbCockroach October 11, 2011
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