Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Tilley Tanking

When you're so low on diesel that even a tenner won't move the needle on the guage.

I'm not sure I'm going to make it to the meeting without fillling up, I'm Tilley Tanking

by Theyellowdartsmith November 21, 2023

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

Tank

someone with a huge penis

girl he has a huge tank

by Conner Mclavin December 12, 2023

tank

Tank is a name to describe a person with a pure heart . He may seem like some ordinary person at first glance, but he's better. he's funny, talented, and most of all supportive. Even if deep down he really doesn't care for your hobby, he at least listens to you. whenever you see a tank, remind them of how good they are and that they truly deserve so much more than what the world has to offer

"hey look at my buddy! Don't worry, he's such a tank"

by slaughteredhorse June 24, 2021

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

F-tanking It

The event in which one is driving on a full tank of gas.

"Hey man, I'll drive. I'm F-tanking it."

by The Jais August 28, 2006