World Champion Thumb Wrestler

In the context of an online dating profile this means a guy with a thumb sized penis that masturbates constantly

He claims to be a “world champion thumb wrestler”

by Lzeb October 2, 2019

thumb drumming

The act of drumming on a desk or whatever your hands are over with the edges of your thumbs while your palm faces down.

John: wow whats with the blisters on your thumbs?
Mike: had an epically intense thumb drumming session yesterday...

by iamalion1467 December 7, 2009

Thumb

A useful appendage, like a tool, but whereas a tool can be used by anyone, a thumb is dedicated to the use of one person or group. Someone and something that is not only broken, but effectively dead without them. Examples: Op-ed columnists with careers so narrow they would be on food stamps without their special interest groups, third-tier politicians that have jumped off the deep-end with crazy but have been appointed to a position by one better at hiding it, nazis, tankies, actual thumbs.

"Shut the fuck up, you thumb."
or
Self, to own thumb: "You're a thumb, but at least you're useful."

by qutoh July 26, 2019

kentucky thumb

When you plug a hole with your thumb. Any hole.

A: Ah, dammit I got shot!
B: quick put a Kentucky thumb in it!

A: so I took her home last night and got her a Kentucky thumb ;)

by AlexxTM May 21, 2021

Thumb-raping

Using the thumb to forcefully repair the asshole of a Heroes of Goo WWE, with the figure in prone position.

"Hey Dad, can I get one of those WWE action figures?"

"No son those are for thumb-raping"

by johncenaactionfigure April 11, 2025

kentucky thumb

The process of sticking your thumb in a wound from shooting a 50 Caliber SLAP round and it horribly wrong or sticking your fattest thumb in someone for sexual pleasure.

“Scott almost died from that hole in his neck! Good thing he had that Kentucky Thumb”

by DSarge May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When a slap round sends parts of your 50. BMG Into your body and you jam your thumb into your neck to avoid forever sleep.

Kentucky ballistics performed a Kentucky Thumb to avoid forever sleep on camera.

by that boy billy jenkins May 20, 2021