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Sean

The most beyond average person you will ever meet. He is known for how good he is at super smash bros for the Nintendo switch. He started a smash bros club at your high school and like 4 people joined. He also has a really hot girlfriend for like no reason. He was on the football team your freshman year for one game, but quit the team because he wimped out of another weeks worth of practice.
by Wikl1234 December 31, 2021
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It makes me so mad when people spell the name Shawn S-E-A-N, BITCH ITS SPELT S-H-A-W-N. If Shawn is spelt S-E-A-N it sounds out SEEN I HATE PEOPLE WHO SPELL TO THE NAME SHAWN, S-E-A-N.
Sean:“Hey my name is Sean!”

Me: how do you spell
Your name?”
Sean: S-E-A-N
Me: *pulls out gun and kills
Him and his entire family.
by Ilovemicrowaveablemacaronia October 21, 2022
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Sean is a hot, tall and handsome chocolate bar. He is popular but his unpleasant sense of humor gets most women offended. this individual is famous for being heartless so stay guarded if you don’t want your heart shattered in pieces. You will find him to be the most charming, funny, smart, sweet, messy, sexy and caring man you will ever encounter. He will give you the best first date of your life and will leave you infatuated for a while. His third leg can reach your heart from the inside especially if you are a smaller girl. Call him daddy to win his heart.
- Whoa! Who is that tall man?

+ oh that’s Sean. We call him big daddy.
by H__ January 20, 2022
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did you see that slut over there? i bet his name is sean.
by dj poopascoopa November 21, 2023
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Suga Sean Saturday

A magical occurrence when you have a Suga Sean fight next, scheduled in the summer. How these are handled....wake up, lift, then immediately start drinking and tanning, in preparation to watch the greatest UFC fighter go to war that night.
Bro, no way you're working today...it's Suga Sean Saturday....call in sick, fake a death in the family, throw your morals out the window....no sane human being can work on suga Sean Saturday....unless you're a bartender in charge of getting me fucked up on fight night.
by W3rddd June 6, 2025
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Sean jones

You know Sean jones yea he is a bitch
by Ms petty November 23, 2021
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while some sean's may be great and handsome, some are absolute douchebags who leave people once they have kids. (sorry my dad's name is sean) this type of sean is a guy who thinks he's super dooper funny and laughs at his own jokes. he also "trys" to be a body builder but has the belly of a pregnant woman. sean thinks that the world revolves around him and that when he gets tired of a woman he can just leave her on her own, even if she is a bitch.
person: dude did you here about that guy who's an absolute dick?

me: yeah thats sean. my dad.
by gay frog <3 July 5, 2021
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