Sex Milk

when you get hard to a jug of milk, when you ejaculate into a bowl of cereal, when your GF swallows your cum

ohh fuck i need some sex milk baby can we go again

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

Milk Day

The third monday of January that is the U.S. Federal Holiday for milk.

Milk day fell on 1/16/2012.

"what's MLK day? is it milk day? I think they forgot the "I" in milk #confused #????" - @AlexEbinger via twitter

"What is this MLK Day I'm reading about? Milk day?" - @Koji_Katsuragi via twitter

by slartbarg January 26, 2012

chocolate milking

When a female doesn't properly wipe her anus after pooping then during anal sex her male lover ejaculates sperm so far up her ass that when she shits it comes out in a milky chocolate color.

My girlfriend was extremely constipated after we were done chocolate milking and was screaming on the toilet when as she felt my semen slide out with her poop.

by Britishgangsta February 9, 2015

Condenced Milk

A fucking retard who doesn't know how to spell anything correctly, not even his own fucking name. No one can be retarded or as braindead as this tiktok using retard.

condenced milk is a fucking loser

by Ldrago125 September 10, 2020

taint milking

To milk the taint you will need to insert your index finger deep inside a hot chick's cunt and your thumb deep inside her asshole. When insertion is complete, pinch finger and thumb together tightly and aggressively pull in and out.

getting some ass. taint milking

by markness monster March 8, 2014

Milk Dud

When you put a dab in the tip of your dick and cum into your nail for a milky hit from your rig.

I burnt my dick doing this milk dud but I'm so high I can't even feel it yet.

by Boner negro July 26, 2019

Expired Milk

Milk that is past the "use by" date printed on the container. It will smell bad, taste sour, and will begin to form large nasty chunks. If ingested, can cause many long hours of vomiting and diarrhea.

"Hey you didn't drink that expired milk in the fridge did you?!"

"That was expired! Ew, now I'm going to get sick!"

by Ashlie Mae January 21, 2012