Knee sniffer

A women who will get on her knees for any guy

I heard Aynsley will suck anyone off, she is such a knee sniffer

by Jdbrb June 13, 2023

Knee Sap

The goo that leaks out of a skinned knee.

Lauren asked Mike to kiss her boo boo. He said not with all that knee sap!

by MChains73 August 16, 2022

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022

Knees

Is a type of person that enjoys the company of his or her own knees and often go to the gym for leg day

"Hey, knees"
"Knees, ya high?"

by Pancakeknees October 4, 2016

Rice Crispy Knees

If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.

*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees

by _Chickenbroth_ April 26, 2024

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

It's hurting on my knees

What Grandpa Say!

It's Hurting On My Knees!

by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024