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Cancer

Something that can go kill itself
Person 1: "My mum has stage 3 liver cancer"

Person 2: "Fuck cancer"
by Pussy Licker 69420 July 27, 2023
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cancer of the penis

when the penis has cancer and the remedy is to cut it to 1/2 inches..
"bro, can you take care of my soon to be ex-girlfriend coz i have cancer of the penis?"
by alcopaul August 26, 2023
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Tires against cancer

Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.
Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!
by Ligij September 26, 2023
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Exploring the Role of Exosomal non-coding RNA from Precancerous Polyps Progression to Colorectal Cancer Tumorigenesis via Metabolic Reprogramming
Exploring the Role of Exosomal non-coding RNA from Precancerous Polyps Progression to Colorectal Cancer Tumorigenesis via Metabolic Reprogramming
by anonymous September 30, 2023
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cotton cancer

That's an old ass building. Watch out for the cotton cancer.
by Momo72097 April 23, 2024
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Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024
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cancerous rodent

the funny rat from ultrakrill
the cancerous rodent is the hardest boss in ultrakill, hands down, has 1 septillion health or something, extremely hard to hit, all attacks fucking oneshot you
(the rodent can literally be killed by a simple punch)
by Krmailence May 21, 2024
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