Chopped Dick Salad

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."

(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010

$5 pork chop

a soft puffy vagina,a pussy that one can bury ones face in without risk of breaking their nose on the woman's pelvic bone, not associated with a fat chick, not in any way loose. (root: Ebonics)

damn look at that fine ass girl's camel toe bitch got a mo fuckin $5 pork chop

by simpleman324 August 16, 2011

Dirty Pork Chop

highly discolored and deformed labia. Could be the result of not grooming, child birth, or giving up the pussy too much.

The labia look like a pork chop that has been cooked, and droped on the floor.

I was going to go down on her, but she was sporting a dirty pork chop

by Sonny Hooper April 12, 2004

mad fucking chop

Something that is really annoying

Wow, she bought the same shoes as me. That’s mad fucking chop.

by Chopgod October 29, 2018

off its chops

the best, awesome. Chops is head, off its chops is therefor off its head, Or is drunk or stoned.

Kid sees a hotted up car.

Kid: woah look at that car.

Friend: yeah its off its chops.

by JedWilk December 29, 2007

keep chopping wood

When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD”

- Another term for being consistent

Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”

by Seth Rowland November 26, 2020

lick your chops

When a cat licks his snoot

My cat licked his chops when he saw me eating salt n vinny chips - “you lick your chops charming!”

by Charming is my cat March 11, 2018