Beat Shaman

a hippie/pothead blessed with slam poetry skills and control over moose

that beat shaman can really lay down some rhymes

by kwyjibo1978 February 27, 2008

Beat-Brain

The condition of someone where the person can recall long-term facts such as exact dates/times of events but cannot recall any basic information from the previous few days/weeks. Can include inability to do certain 'common-sense' everyday functions such as remembering to lock/close doors, reply to emails/texts, turn up to meetings at certain times etc.. Also may affect social etiquette patterns, for example the person may be selfish, unpunctual and can only see things from their own point of view with the inability to see it from others.

Graeme: Where's Callum?
Craig: I don't know - he knows he's meeting us here right?
Graeme: Yeah, he knows. He won the regional Mastermind last night don't you know?
Craig: Good for him, shame he forgets to turn up on f*cking time! ...Again! Classic case of Beat-Brain, I'm telling you!

by dakenfit August 14, 2011

ur beat

When you can't do shit about somethin

Stoney just got hit by a car

That's beat
Sean just slapped an Asian

That's beat
You killed his cat
Ur not beat no one likes cats
You killed ur dog
Ur beat everyone loves dogs

by Rob_C123321 March 16, 2017

squa beating

native slang

A group of girls kicking another girls ass

We are gonna give Caseys girlfriend a squa beating

by i want mr.sunshine November 7, 2004

Beat Out

Trinidadian slang for fucking raw

Me and the Misses just finished an early morning beat out. I good for the day.

by Bacchanal Man July 27, 2016

hood beats

To beat someone with a random blunt object, often found on the ground.

"these old table legs would make great hood beats"

by jermery May 22, 2008

beat and pass

the classic move done by a male usually mid teens. this act is done usually before bed time, this is when a male beats off then passes out for at least 5 hours.

dude i pulled a huge beat and pass from 1 till 5 yesturday

by Bill Stern February 5, 2009