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Captain Ass

Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..
Here we go again....Tommy's making Captain Ass again!!!!
by CYN1CAL MIKE July 28, 2009
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Garden ass

This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.
"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."
by 13th May 24, 2013
mugGet the Garden assmug.

ass-hearted

I really didn't care enough to properly not care about fixing the door, so I did an ass-hearted job.
by Organic Robot June 18, 2009
mugGet the ass-heartedmug.

ass clerk

a high level of ass hole, kind of like an ass hole but just worse.
"did you see that ass clerk just cut me off right there"

"the ass clerk at McDonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an ass!"
by goblowup808 April 12, 2010
mugGet the ass clerkmug.

ass yo

An expression used to express distraught.

Also used to show excitement.
"Ass yo, I just got pwnd"

"ASS YO, I heard Sam went down on Erik V! I always knew he was gay!"
by 1timeatbandcamp January 23, 2009
mugGet the ass yomug.

Ass medallion

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.
Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
by Silty Loam June 14, 2016
mugGet the Ass medallionmug.

hacker's ass

A painful feeling in one's ass caused by sitting too long. Hacker's ass is a common condition among programming enthusiasts.
I need to get one of those Aeron chairs, I'm starting to get some chronic hacker's ass.

"Hey Bob, wanna grab some coffee?"

"Sure, I'm starting to get some hacker's ass anyways."
by Deep Pancake February 11, 2014
mugGet the hacker's assmug.

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