texas style

Its is big, loud, totally outrageous, gargantious and over-the-top.

Billy Bob really went all out with his party and did it Texas Style.

by David Scott Jones July 9, 2006

texas tea

Another name for promethazine w/ codeine; aka barre, lean, sizzurp, oil, purple stuff, Memphis mud, drank, purple jelly, etc. Real popular in H-Town; mix it up with some Sprite, crushed ice, and jolly ranchers, and get ta sippin'...

Let's po' up a deuce of some Texas tea and start leanin'...

by headbussa_666 July 6, 2005

texas leaguer

baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them

With Barry Bonds' knees the way they are these days, he's going to see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him.

by mikkopresents September 19, 2008

Texas City

Also known as Toxic City - Texas City is best known for having the most dangerous BP plant in the world. Not only are you at risk of being blown to smithereens while driving down a Texas City street, you will also likely be breathing benzine fumes.

Texas City is also famous for its dike. That is not a large lesbian population (which would be dyke); however, a massive wall used to hold back water and protect the city from natural disasters like storm surges.

Texas City, TX is a great little town. And by great, I mean, stinky.

by ZanneCole March 23, 2011

text sex

text messegeing everything you are going to do to a certain lover while pleasuring yourself..... on the other end that certain lover is pleasuring theirself as well...

wow...i am not allowed to tell but i had hott text sex with mark the other day

by loverslane July 21, 2008

text tard

one who is incompetent or extremely slow in texting

my mom is really a text tard. she is so slow at texting.

by lane dittoe December 19, 2008

Texas Blown

1. A group of glass blowers based in Texas who specialize in the construction of smoking pipes like bongs, spoons, bubblers etc. Their glass can be found in many head shops in the Southern US. Very thick, very chill glass.

2. To get head from a thick piece of beautiful Southern ass.

3. What you are after having smoked dank weed from H-town, 9721469 (Dallas), Saytown, ATX and any other of the many weed-filled towns in Texas.

1. I tripped on down to the head shop where they had a special on hand pipes. Picked me up this ballin' spoon from Texas Blown for only $40.

2. I got Texas Blown by this ho backstage at the show in Deep Ellum last night.

3. This Sour Diesel from Screwston got me Texas Blown!

by dokesomesmank August 28, 2009