table

a magic device that makes you fly on command

a magic table makes me fly on command

by skyler blood February 20, 2019

tablan

weeby as ALL FUCK they spend most of their time at home watching anime/reading manga most if not all the games they own are anime related in some sort of way. aside from being a weeb they are mostly into sports and music and would often join teams/bands to show their skills. Tablans are also team players and are very nice people in general

cleon: yo you think tablan gonna hang at the mall today?
bolcic: nah he probably gonna watch anime at home

by Za_Cleo June 18, 2019

table whacker

When you whack your peepee on a table because you’re gay.

Dude. I’m such a homo that I got a table whacker.

by DailyTableWhacker July 31, 2019

Tablet Titties

A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone

Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.

by STatisfacti0n August 17, 2019

Table jumper

When someone talks to you from another table.

Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.

by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019

Table Sprite

Sprite that is super flat because some asshole left their sprite open and left it on the table without drinking but a few sips

Dude why are you drinking table sprite, when there is a new one right here

by MoneyWay November 24, 2019

table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019