Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.

See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester

by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010

Sweater Fat

When an individual wears many layers of clothing to stay warm from the winter frost and ends up looking bulky.

Wil: "Damnnn..did Sarah gain weight?"

Kate: "No, that's just her sweater fat."

by katexblonde December 8, 2010

sweater scuds

Large pointy breasts, resembling scud missiles

Look how far out those big tits are. Them's a couple of sweater scuds!

by HarryTBags January 19, 2011

Sweater Brains

Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.

Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles

Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.

by Random Ness October 5, 2011

sweatergasm

N: the feeling that one gets when they put on a warm sweater on a cold day

When she put her sweater on she had a major sweatergasm!

by bobert337 December 11, 2011

sweat limit

the temperature at which one begins to perspirate

Dude. Can you turn on the air? We've reached the sweat limit.

by xroger6769 September 19, 2011

Sweather

Fall weather that is just chilly enough for a sweater, but not cold enough for a coat. It is the perfect sweater weather. Most people enjoy sweather because of the juxtaposed chilliness of the face and hands with the warmth of the body under the sweater, much like people enjoy a warm blanket in a cold room. Very few geographical locations experience perfect sweather for long periods of time, so sweather is usually accompanied by a lot of talk about the beginning of sweather, upsales in sweaters, and a rise in talk of fall fashion.

Fashion aware boy: It's perfect sweather outside, I can't wait to walk around and show everyone how good I look!

by twas_brillig October 1, 2012