square bear!

the act of being a sexy, fine & adorable ;

* GOD DAMN! albert looking like a square bear! today.

by layzie May 12, 2008

squarehead

a person who is extremely cheap. Often of Germanic or Eastern European descent. Behaviours often include pack-rat stockpiling of useless items, refusal to throw things out, and salvaging things from the garbage.

My mom is such a squarehead. She won't let me throw anything out.

by BSKM February 16, 2009

Square

-A boring, dull person. One who usually falls asleep at 8 0'clock with their dog who slightly resembles that of a wookie. Creates facebook pages for their animals and posts status updates pretending to be them. Comes down with sickness' that aren't common in today's society. Doesn't branch out from changing the pose in their pictures and is often seen drinking the same pussy alcoholic drink that they were "sippin" on last night.

-Someone who hates macs, and often enjoys posting about how much they hate them on facebook. Frequently updates his status with random jokes and sayings no one really cares about. Enjoys leaving their shower towel at your apartment in hopes that you will never see it and really hates when you hate weather men.

Example 1:
Guy:when did you go to the star wars convention?

Girl:Oh, that's just my dog teddy. isn't he cute add him on fb! btw i was sooooooo waisted last night. that sip of sparx really hit the spot!

Guy:......square.

Example 2:

Guy 1: RED SOX GAME BITCHES!
7:47 p.m.
Guy 1:At the sox game thanks to my best friend nick lets go sox!!!!!!!!!!
8:00 p.m.
Guy 1: Boston red sox awesome game.
8:30 p.m.

guy 2 : SHUT THE FUCK UP, SQUARE!

by Jesus Christ is here May 22, 2011

Four Square

An over rated game kids play when they have nothing better to do other than play Fortnite. Normally kids between grade 5-6 kids play this game.

Dude let’s play fortnite!

I don’t have wifi, let’s play Four Square instead!

by QuiteThirsty November 6, 2018

spongebob squarepants

Meaning a female with little or no booty aka flat booty.

Bob: Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes

by BWheezy January 11, 2009

cool squared

When two equally cool people meet each other and become great friends who deeply like each other. Just as in math: cool x cool=cool squared

" Ellie and Brian are so cool when together. Heck, I'd say they are even cool squared!"

by BWolf April 7, 2008

Squarehead

A person with at least three of the following characteristics, with the 7th criterion being a must.

1. Is an Asian, who pretends to be black, just because he (or she) is tan
2. Thinks he is good at running
3. Cheats in almost every class
4. Is shallow (prejudicial towards girls who are unattractive to him)
5. Does not know what a cello is
6. Has a computer that takes at least 15 minutes to open up and close photoshop
7. Is conceited at times
8. HAS A SQUARE HEAD

1. Dude, who is this conceited Chinese guy who thinks he's so cool, trying to cheat his way through life and?

2. That's the infamous squarehead.

by SONAR QUACK~! February 16, 2010