Barking tree spider

The barking tree spiders are thick in here this evening.
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Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider

A Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a 2 faced bitch with multiple personalities resembling a Dog, Rat, Snake, & Spider traits. Trust that you don't want to play with this crossbreed.... The Dog will bark, as the Snake strikes, the Spider is venomous as he-she digs dirt on a unsuspecting victim & doesn't hesitate to RAT (snitch) no matter if you think your homies, friends, or family. The spunk punk Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider doesn't have a heart or soul. The origin of the crossbreed is unknown though it very well may have sprouted it's evil seed from the pits of Hell.
That Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a snitch whore bitch!
by Anyalatte September 05, 2016
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Not here to fuck spiders

Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.
Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders
by URBAN155 July 18, 2022
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spider typing

typing effortlessly with one hand
I'm quite an expert at spider typing.
by Analyst242 November 15, 2014
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spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big cock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
That girl can take a spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
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spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big sock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
That girl can take a spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
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spider man whopper

A whopper with red buns and black seeds, made to promote "Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse". Nothing else.
I ate the spider man whopper... and d i e d.
by TheRealMikey July 05, 2023
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