Crappy Tire special

The house brand products from Canadian Tire
Also see Crappy Tire

I have a headlight out, but I can’t afford a high quality one, so I’ll just replace it with a crappy tire special one.

by ConfederateChev November 23, 2018

The Kadashi Special

The act of sticking your middle finger up someone’s ass.

“Yo shut up before I give you the Kadashi Special”!

by The big feller December 10, 2018

Anna’s Special Right

This is the right directed to Anna, and her unwillingness to learn to dance flamingo. And it says that she does not need to learn or be FORCED to dance that dance style.

Teacher : Anna, you have to learn this, just like everyone else
Anna : have you ever heard of Anna’s Special Right
Teacher : no, tell me about it
* 5 min later*
Teacher : ok Anna, you can sit throughout this week, and you don’t need to dance at the rehearsal in April

by Anna Millen January 13, 2019

The McConkey Special

The act of puking, shitting, and ejaculating, all within one night.

“Hey, did you have a good night last night?”

“It was the best, I did The McConkey Special!”

by Various meats January 27, 2019

trailer park special

A female with absolutely no ass and a lot of tit. The overwhelming amount of tit and lack of ass is to feed her 20 kids. Usually missing a couple teeth

Charlene is a real trailer park special

by Yeeyeeanator77 February 25, 2019

the c-span special

When you prank call somebody talking about Howard Stern.

Carl: "Hey, Randy, did you hear about Ryan? He got the C-Span Special and now he's binging the Howard Stern Show."

Jack: "Really, I got one, too."

by Mr. Whiskers' Cat June 27, 2019

Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.

That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.

by Shuaman July 31, 2019