Snack Wagon

A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.

• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”

by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025

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Protecting the snacks

When an obese woman or friend of an attractive girl habitually or rudely cock blocks guys from meeting or introducing themselves to the eligible woman.

That miserable woman at the bar is protecting the snacks, she’s not letting anybody talk to her bff.

by Stone Cold FeeFee August 4, 2025

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Shit Snack

A person, place, thing, or idea which brings to mind the act of or is of comparable unpleasantness to eating, or "snacking" on shit.

"Hey! You know who is a total shit snack? Ronnie Radke!"
"I've heard every one of his shows is a total shit snack."

by BlackMetalBarbie August 5, 2025

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Snack that smiles back

Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI): An infection transmitted through sexual contact, including vaginal, anal, and oral sex. STIs can be caused by bacteria, viruses, or parasites. z

You got that snack that smiles back

by Ghettoprodigy August 10, 2025

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FAG SNACKS

Is snacks like; flaming hot chickpeas, Celery and carrots with dipping sauce. A fag snack can be a popcorn flavored kettle corn in a cute snack pack size bag. It could be finger foods with hot and spicy sauce. Finger sandwiches like ham salad sandwich. Cucumbers and watercrest with vinegar.

I'm super hungry. 🙏 Pass me some "FAG SNACKs". that's good enough.

by GuyOnABuffalo85 August 19, 2025

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