Singlehood

Knighthood - the status of being a knight

Singlehood - the status of being single

Some can't wait to escape singlehood, some don't mind it or even revel in it. When you get a girl/boyfriend, this marks the end of singlehood for you. Likewise, when you break up with them, you re-enter into singlehood.

Guy 1: I finally got a girlfriend!!

Guy 2: So you can finally leave singlehood behind, then.

Guy 1: Damn right. Let's go for a drink.

by LemonZeppelin September 23, 2009

Singleitis

Singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time

Dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.

by ghatts1son November 21, 2010

shinglero

Mexican roofer who runs for the border everytime there is a storm. they do crappy work in half the time and price.

Frank: The roof is leaking!
Judy: Better call the shinglero.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Singlationship

When you're in a relationship but you acting like you single.

When yo azz is in a relationship but you doing single shiz.

You must be in one of those singlationships, because you got a woman at home, but you trying to get her phone number

by Mind feel October 31, 2017

sinkler

Dankiest Dank Boi ever most dank dude ever

You are sooooooooooooooo Sinkler

by derpyderp12 June 2, 2018

ass-singer

One who farts glorious hymns.

"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

Singlesexual

When no one likes you so your single all the time and never have a boyfriend or just don't want a boyfriend.

Taylor:im singlesexual.
Poppy:your what

by Poppy._.peggy January 31, 2021