Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

Simoned

When a man named Simon tricks you into something

Simon takes nicks pen and eats it
Guy 1: “Wow nick just got simoned, how does it feel?”

by Cblrstone February 7, 2023

Simon

The devil's left-hand man

Simon is truly the devils left hand man.

by MapleSuperSyrup February 12, 2023

Simon the Door

the name Caddicarus gave to Spyro the Dragon.

Caddicarus: watch out, everyone! it’s Simon the Door

by NSegaXP February 25, 2023

Simon'ed

A person who is just god awful at Minecraft. First lets talk about getting Thick'ed. Being Thick'ed means to get killed while looting, because youre a friend with a heart of gold, and a brain of dirt. ( thicked it basickly means getting fu**ed because you did something wrong and now youre completely screwed.) But what about getting simon'ed? well, simoned is a new word im creating meaning being bad at one particular thing or a few things. If you fall in holes so much (minecraft, get your mind out of the gutter) every time you fall you get simoned. neebs, if youre reading this, mention this sometime if you ever play minecraft again. Also, my respect to thick44.

Youre such a simon or you were simoned. this sounds so dumb i know but i have no ideas,. Simon'ed

by [e-mail] March 1, 2023

Simone

He Is MY CAT...

Simone is the Cutest AMOGUS

by Irl creator March 6, 2023