scooter mobbing

the act of scootering without fear of obstacle, using a self propelled two wheeled scooter. Generally scooter mobs will engage in ritual challanges to gain respect from their peers and possible acceptance into a developing mob. Once accepted, a mob member can begin then their adventuring, and with at least three mob members present, they can begin scooter mobbing.

WARNING: Know your domain! If you and your buddies think it might be fun to go for a "free scoot" beware of nearby mobs. Scooter Mobs are know to be highly territorial and fearless. They will attack if they feel threatened or if they feel you are damaging the scooter name and way of life.

Also if there aint three members present you aint 'scooter mobbng' foo.

Coud Dolazo: "hey man wanna go mobbin', then vandalize some public property"

Sketer Plabe: "the f**k man, we are scooter mobsters not hooligans! I will go scooter mobbing with you only if you find a third member, and respect mother nature"

Coud Dolazo: "sure thing, my bad, brother"

by teh scootster January 22, 2010

scooter fat

adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.

Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?

Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!

Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat

Dude #2: Yea scooter fat

by Acid Tongue Ireland June 19, 2010

scooterblob

Extremely obese people who glide about in big-box stores on the electric scooters provided, especially whose bulk virtually obscures the scooter itself so that they appear to sail along on their own like a low-flying blimp.

I was at Walmart today and nearly got run down by a scooterblob in the snack aisle.

by Trog2FdUp2C1 August 21, 2010

Scooter Surprise

The act of licking ones nutsack while inserting carrots into the partners anus while getting anally pounded by a Rodesian Ridgeback.

"I was really excited to go to my friends house, but then at last minute he informed me he wanted a Scooter Surprise.

by vito141 August 4, 2011

scootie woop

The sudden or quick feeling of enthusiasm, enjoyment, exuberance, & eagerness

Scootie woop is how my girl makes me feel!!

by Pretty Princess May 9, 2016

Scoota Gang

The original scootigans. Established in San Diego 2019

Scoota gang is ripping the streets of San Diego

by Scootsmagoots October 10, 2019

Scootrat

A nickname given to Scooter Braun for being an awful petty person

Y'all heard that allegedly Scootrat supports genocide in Yemen?
Yup, yup, Scooter Braun is a terrible guy and should stream The Man by Taylor Swift on Spotify

by TheArcher13 November 29, 2019