three foot rule

A rediculous rule that girlfriends have for a boyfriend to stand at least 3 feet away from any girl that likes or might like him besides her.

"Remember the three foot rule with that whore girl Jessica."

by hisgf May 27, 2017

Shoes rule

If you pass out with your shoes on, people can safely fuck around with you. If, however, you have the presence of mind to toss off your kicks, it indicates that you know you're going to sleep, rendering you off-limits.

Party foul! Shoes rule. This dude's in socks. We can't get 'im.

by Ellae April 29, 2011

Rule 911

Rule 911 dictates that if you can't beat them, ram any drivable vehicle into their property and destroy it.

George: I cut a flower from my next door neighbours' garden.
Obama: So what?
George: He drove his rideable lawn mower all over my flower bed.
Obama: Yeah rule 911 buddy.

Joe: I asked for a pay rise today.
Jack: Did you get it?
Joe: No but I drove my car through the managers office.
Jack: Good old Rule 911 eh? Can't beat then smash up their property by driving something through it.
Joe: Yeah!

Rule 911 Revenge Payback

by Ephestion July 6, 2011

Rule 666

n If it exists, someone is superstitious about it.

Person 1: Hey, it's 2 A.M. and we're college students. Want to go to Waffle House?

Person 2: Can't, sorry. My mom says the Antichrist owns stock in that place, and she threatened to disown me if I ever ate there.

Person 3: Wow. Rule 666, man.

by Bi-Polar Pirate October 28, 2015

first rule of warfare

"We can always beat the French!"

Originally developped by the Italians and confirmed by the Moors!

by Silky Smooth April 16, 2004

6 month rule

After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it.

"Mark and Jamie had sex!? But they forgot the 6 month rule! Oh shit!"

by MMjr February 20, 2009

runescape

a very dangerous,addicting,life ruining game!!!

runescape has ruined my life permanently. i probably have the worst case of it here.i lost almost all my freinds,and the ones i didnt lose are so close to being gone they basicly are. i had the worst social life ever. soon my grades dropped so severly i failed the 9th grade,the first time in my life staying back, soon by the next year i dropped out and became depressed not knowing why the hell i was doing so bad at life. i would come home and sit on the computer all day to regain my happieness not knonwing runescape was the one causeing this in the first place. i was a lvl 101 with 85 mining 99 fletching 99 cooking 80 smithing 4 santas,knew almost everyhitng there is to know about runescape,basicly the lifless nerd. i sat on my computer all day and thought that i was just bored and liked the game.soon after my first year playing runescape i got arrested for trying to be my social self again and acting cool to gain freinds back. after tho i realized that i would never be my true self ever again.i knew i needed help but i didnt know where to search,i didnt know runescape could acualy be addicting it sucked me in way to fast with a tight grip.the only thing i had on my mind was suicude, i thought i had a mental ilness that coudnt be cured. i thought my life was ruined and could never be repaired, i thought the only way out of this misery was to kill myself.well my mom which lived in florida(i lived in new hampture with my dad) found out about this and was so pissed she sent my aunt (which also lived in new hampture)to basicly kidnap me and sent me to florida on a plane. i even almost got arrested at the airport trying to run away. i was so depressed and torn up,so messed up with illness and confusion i thought my life was truly over now,not only did i have no life,no freinds,no education,but i had no computer!! after about 3 months with no computer i started slowly coming back. 4 months i could see the change,and right now im on my 5th month,and i can proudly say i hate runescape. im not fully back yet no, but im doing a hell of alot better than i was.im starting to get my life back on track.now and i only have one thing to say about runescape. never ever get into it!!! it will completly ruin your life! if you think that i just took it to seroiusly or played to much then your worng. i started just like any other noob. i played nonemmeber about 1 hour a day,then soon 2 hours,then 3,and fianly at the end i played members up to 18 hours average a day!i think what hurt me the most is the withdrawl of it. you see what happens it you acualy get mentaly addicted to it,and your brain only realeses the chemical to make you happy when your playing runescape. when you stop and go back to real life,(withdrawl) it makes you feel as if somthing sad has happened and you cant even try to ba happy! its acualy not how nerdy or lifless you are but acualy,its a matter of luck whether your brain will kick into the addiction. i think personaly that runescape is a very dangerous game!everyone playing it should stop imeddeitly. to tell you the truth i would give my life away right now if i could put an end to runescape. i dont want this to happen to any more people. i have read stories from all over the world saying its taken there souls too,and we should do somthing about it! so im here to tell you my story,and hopfully you will read this before it happens to you too.

by cain binette December 14, 2008