River is the most amazing person. They bring me so much joy. I wish I could cuddle them and love them forever. They love someone else but that will change soon! They are my whole world. They make me get butterflies every time I talk to them. They make me super duper happy. Every time I talk to them I feel the most powerful being ever. I'm so lucky to have them. They truly mean everything to me. The only reason I don't wanna die is because of them. They are super kind and adorable. I want to kiss them so badly. They make my heart all warm and fuzzy and I can't get enough of it. They may not like me that way but I hope they never forget how much I truly love and care for them. ~Kenji
by Kenji<33333 October 16, 2022
Get the Addie/Rivermug. As loved ones, we can enjoy the Northeast, Southeast, and the rest of the states that border Kentucky together any time! We’ll call all those states the Ohio River East.
by Ohio River East October 29, 2021
Get the Ohio River Eastmug. A fictional small rural town serving as the primary setting in the game "River Valley View." Known for its mysterious atmosphere, the town is the backdrop for a gripping narrative involving the search for a missing classmate, intertwining elements of tragedy, investigation, and supernatural themes.
In the hauntingly picturesque River Valley View, the search for a dying female student from Class 11-T in Lima November High School named Tamara Sengklekman on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 reveals not just the town’s dark secrets but also the struggles of its residents to cope with loss and mystery.
by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025
Get the River Valley Viewmug. River is a MALE whos is STRAIGHT. he is not GAY. SUPER STRAIGHT! yes he is well hung, yes he is educated, yes he does woman studies, yes he is a 'womaniser', yes he watches beastality, yes he is large. This is river we are talking about.
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Sexy Girl Lady: "Hey, did you see that River guy? I heard he's the baddest Poo Crewer around!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"
by RiverO'shea August 9, 2023
Get the Rivermug. The original name of River Pig pub based in Portland Oregon. They had to change the name because it would not appeal to a wide audience; hence the name River Pig.
Bro 1: Bro, wanna go take pickle back shots at river bro?
Bro 2: Bro I hear it’s called RiverPig now.
Bro 1: I don’t care bro, I just need some whiskey and bitches right now.
Bro 2: Bro I hear it’s called RiverPig now.
Bro 1: I don’t care bro, I just need some whiskey and bitches right now.
by OGRiverBro June 28, 2018
Get the River Bromug. Is a person that was born and raised in River Vale and decided to live in River Vale as an adult. These humans believe that River Vale is the a representation of the world. Modern language refers to people in this category as “Karens” for their reporting of garbage cans being on the curb hours past their “deadline”. They complain about the deer population but refuse to make decisions that will help. Ultimately, a river valían is an entitled human that lives in the fantasy land of a suburban town in Bergen county and believes that they are the best.
by Countrysquire April 26, 2025
Get the River Valianmug.