Petched

To have something put over you in a very entertaining way.

"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"

by TaliWhite_Fan August 7, 2014

pitching a tent

When Matthew is thinking of Cerys his trousers above the groin area raises

Matthew who you alway pitching a tent it's only Cerys

by gg mate July 20, 2016

pitch catch

Sex, as the pitcher gives, and the catcher receives

A guy gives dick, and girl receives dick pitch catch

by Xerxes27 April 20, 2017

Max Patch

Worse than the Pussy Patch. See Pussy Patch.

Max always wears the max patch

by Sabers For Life December 10, 2003

Sammy Patch

Noun: "Sammy Patch" or "Patch" A southern slang term for a classic sandwhich or hoagie or hero or meat and bread.

"Yo homie let me get a snibbet off your fresh azz Sammy Patch"
"That looks like a hot patch, I can hold that?"

by Boris Wong May 23, 2008

Shit Patch Drunk

Heavily intoxicated. Beyond shitfaced.

1. I was so shit patch drunk last night I woke up wearing an area rug.

2. I think Don is shit patch drunk. I saw him walking around with some Italian sausage.

3. Are you coming to the open bar wedding this weekend? We're all getting shit patch drunk!

by mmmTJ September 29, 2011

cabbage patch bitch

derived from the movie ___ possibly the remake of The Longest Yard starring Adam Sandler etc. A derogatory commendation and contradiction; a lovable, affable, slang term of endearment.

Look at that Bob Marley lighter you cabbage patch bitch; I might buy it next time we come to this rad tobacco shoppe.

by aus tenjer March 19, 2016