jeremy: dude why am i so nervous about this concert?
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety
by anoooonnnnn April 14, 2022
Get the pre-concert anxietymug. To creep on a prospect's social networking profile before meeting them in order to gain a social advantage when actually meeting and conversing with said prospect.
Henry - "I like this girl but I know nothing about her, and I'm going to a party tonight where she'll be."
Clyde - "You should totally pre-friend her so you have something to talk about!"
Clyde - "You should totally pre-friend her so you have something to talk about!"
by grimymonkey May 28, 2013
Get the pre-friendmug. Before the date, I decided to pre-eat some almonds and an apple to avoid scarfing down the porterhouse in front of her.
by billjenstuart May 10, 2011
Get the pre-eatmug. Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.
Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
Get the pre-release safety-checkmug. by CmeDiG April 30, 2011
Get the Pre-Unemploymentmug. When a woman or orifice has been aroused or inseminated to the point that a a phallus can slide in without effort. Often used to convey disinterest in foreplay and the result of using a fluffer.
Meet her friends? Are they DTF? I like them pre-seasoned! In fact, it's best if someone else has already talked them up.
by Capn C-Block April 27, 2014
Get the pre-seasonedmug. (In context of the game Minecraft) When a greedy little fuck decides to mine a minimum of 10 blocks below another player in order to find diamonds before anyone else
Honorable Miner: Hey guys let's dig a giant quarry to level -54 for diamonds
Greedy Pre-miner: Okay, sure! *digs a hole 20 blocks below* Let's start! *starts pre-mining like a little cunt*
Greedy Pre-miner: Okay, sure! *digs a hole 20 blocks below* Let's start! *starts pre-mining like a little cunt*
by Professional_TheRapist November 1, 2025
Get the Pre-miningmug.