Poser

"DUDE lets go to Hot Topic"
"Yeah we can look so stupid and like posers"
"Alright, sweet i have always wanted to look like a shitbag!"

by Taylor1993 January 18, 2009

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Poseur

The true way to spell poseur, a poseur is a way to refer to fake people. This could be someone who claims to be, say, emo when they cut themself, without know that emo is a genre of music and a state of mind. It's not cutting and suicide.

OR a poseur is a hater. They insult people who like Owl City, shop at Hot Topic, or do anything else that has slipped into the mainstream.

Poseur: ZOMG you listen to owl city, they are so gay! ur so gay!

Real person: um, one, Owl City isn't a band. Two, it's politically incorrect to call something gay, and three, step off.

by xRevolution09x March 16, 2010

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Pussy Poser

Someone that sucks and is scared to do something that they want people to think they are good at

Kid 1: hey kid with the razor t-shirt on, scooter off that building
Kid 2: no maybe some other time
Kid 1: dude your a pussy poser

by Big Willy Style June 20, 2007

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cool poser

A person who tries to act kewl (kool), but ends up being called "cool" by everyone. "cool"=bad "kewl"=good "kool"=good

Look at Bob, ugh, he's being a cool poser again by wearing those extra tight skinny jeans. Extra tight skinny jeans are so wrong for a person to wear....

by happyblue88 November 1, 2009

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Rock poser

Maneskin and their "Beggin'" song.

Dumb middle aged man on radio: Coming up we got Beggin' by Maneskin only on the best alternative station 103.7!

Any actual rock fan: Shut the hell up, they are pop, not rock. Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne, Panic! At The Disco, Green Day, Blink 182, and My Chemical Romance are rock. Maneskin are rock posers.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 20, 2022

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