pants

Woefully inadequate. Useless. A waste of time and space.

His performance was pants. This is pants.

by Billy Shears April 7, 2005

mr poopy pants

Someone who is prone to untimely and sometimes painfull shit pains, from which this person cannot restrain his or her bowels and is forced to soil themselves. Sometimes more than once. This can result in total embarrassment by the subjects parents especially if he or she goes home and needs a towel to enter the house and the parent refuses to get said towel without explanation.

His brother Chris, is the infamous Mr Poopy Pants of south jersey.

by j burg February 12, 2008

Fanta Pants

One who's Pubic Hair is a similar colour to that of the popular Coca-Cola Softdrink by the same name.
Often a "Fanta Pants" also has red/ginger hair, this is generally the result of a genetic disorder known as Gingavitas

Hugh's Got Fanta Pants

by phinneusfog July 19, 2007

cheese pants

The event of unexpected ejaculation in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli.

After walking up to the brand new Ferrari, Alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants. However, this was nothing compaired to the cheese pants that Kurtis made after seeing the head cheerleader flash him.

by Baron Von Kaputnick July 30, 2008

nut in your pants

When you ejaculate in your pants, mostly pre cum not a full load

When Shorty danced on me and I nutted in my pants .. That chick rubbed my cock and I busted in my pants . don't blow a big load when you nut in your pants sugar wallz bustin nutts bust a nutt creampie

by skyballs August 21, 2016

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

hottest man alive shit!hes in blink-182 he is sooooooooo fuckin hot damn!

when i saw tom live i cried!lol

by lizeth July 24, 2004

Period Pants

The comfy, loose, beltless, and usually soft pants a woman saves for her "time of the month."
Usually not jeans.

Everyone knows when Susie is on her period.. She has those Period Pants.

by hiimbing June 9, 2010