Illinois pot pie

The act of shitting on a dick, riding it, then using the shit as a shampoo and conditioner

"Yeah my girl gave me an Illinois pot pie last night. "
"Nice!"

by Gayyyyyy November 14, 2016

milwaukee cream pie

In reference to Jeffrey Dahmer's killings, when a person busts a nut into one's asshole, however they are killed and butchered before it leaves the body. The torso still filled with ejaculate is then frozen in a fridge for later digestion. Thus making a human Boston cream pie, but the name was cleverly changed to Milwaukee as that is where Jeffrey Dahmer killed people.

Jeffrey Dahmer was known for his great Milwaukee Cream Pies.

by Beepboopboppow October 19, 2018

Whorema cream pie

Cheater whore trifling hoe skank cunt

My ex is a whorema cream pie. She's the snaggle toothed nasty sour cream that goes down instead of up. A Whorema cream pie will fuck anyone except her husband. A Whorma creme pie will keep her ex's last name and tell everyone he cheated although every neice and nephew knows differently.

by Robbin Robinson March 9, 2019

Crusty Hoo-pie

A nasty-ass Ho's nasty-ass

"Bitch, Don't nobody want a slice of your Crusty Hoo-pie smelling like death n' shit"

by IdntgivaFOX January 16, 2020

Pineapple Cream Pie Shake

When a gay guy gets pounded, He opens the flood gates of hell and shit coming out with it and into a cup for their partner to drink

Damn babe, that was an amazing pineapple cream pie shake.

by PineappleCreamPie April 15, 2021

Blonde Cream Pie

Blonde Cream Pie

I was fucking this young blong girl she was spread eagle as I fucked her. I shot my hot cum I to her sweet tight count. As I with drew my cock I could see my cum dripping from her blond pussy making a Blonde Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker January 27, 2022

Key Lime Pie Recipe

A code name for a DM that is very spicy and you need to not sound like a hoe. Also can be a code name for your FWB

Yo girl this guy sent me this key lime pie recipe, not gonna lie it was amazing.

by Mr. Key lime pie March 3, 2022