When you're spending a large amount of money, deliberately going to a friend or relative's shop and buying most of their stock.
"How's business? Not so good? Here, have some custom pie!"
"I just got custom pied by Boris, my shop looks empty."
"I just got custom pied by Boris, my shop looks empty."
by Oscarvarium February 15, 2010
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Get the squirrel pie mug.The sexual act of baking a pie for one's girlfriend, rubbing it on her breasts, and then licking it off. One then places the remainder of the pie in her vagina and has vaginal intercourse with her. Afterward, the girl gives the pie-covered penis a blowjob to remove the mess.
Person 1: What's that pie for? Are you having company over later?
Person 2: No, me and my girl are having some pie penetration when she comes over tonight.
Person 2: No, me and my girl are having some pie penetration when she comes over tonight.
by Pokerapper April 29, 2011
Get the Pie Penetration mug.Pie Roulette: the act of eating the last pie at a 24 hour service station or a particularly dodgy 7/11. Usually said pie has been sitting there for an unknown period of time is a flavour that gets passed over on a regular basis (Veg Curry especially).
It should be noted that 'pie roulette' generally only occurs in the early hours of the morning when drunken hunger overpower all forms of self preservation.
It should be noted that 'pie roulette' generally only occurs in the early hours of the morning when drunken hunger overpower all forms of self preservation.
John: Are you really gonna eat that nasty looking pie?
Steve: Ya for sure! Why not?
John: It's 4am, it's the last one on the shelf AND it's a veg curry!
Steve: Pie Roulette my friend. What doesn't kill you...
John: ...usually succeeds the second time!
Steve: Ya for sure! Why not?
John: It's 4am, it's the last one on the shelf AND it's a veg curry!
Steve: Pie Roulette my friend. What doesn't kill you...
John: ...usually succeeds the second time!
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by Zombie_ray_gun October 26, 2008
Get the Pie Bottom mug.1. A piece of ass that is acquired from a former significant other.
2. Getting some action from an ex-girlfriend without having any intentions to date her again.
2. Getting some action from an ex-girlfriend without having any intentions to date her again.
Bro: Dude! I totally got a steaming piece of X-Pie from Jessica last night.
Dude: No way. I thought you two were donesies?
Bro: We totally are. I just thought I'd grab an extra slice.
Dude: Noice.
Dude: No way. I thought you two were donesies?
Bro: We totally are. I just thought I'd grab an extra slice.
Dude: Noice.
by Super_Soaker April 24, 2013
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