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Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.
" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"
by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021
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Period Painting

When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.

If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
Roommate: DUDE, A GIRL JUST LEFT A PERIOD PAINTING IN THE BATHROOM! SCORE!!!
by PennWard December 1, 2011
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-Painted-

Some idiot on the internet who posts cringe memes and has no life and plays anime games
lol -Painted- is cringe
by PaintedGX October 27, 2020
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paint faint

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.
That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.
Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025
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The paint

Another word for anywhere within the 3-point shooting line.
If someone is in the paint too long, they get a three-second-foul. “get out of the paint” - you say towards someone that hogs below the basket.
by blacksnake September 20, 2025
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Lead-Paint Job

From Tidewater Pidgin and Qarsherskiyan English, a Lead-Paint Job means a shooting. It is inferred that paint means blood and lead means lead bullets in this case, when pondering the origin of the term, which first surfaced by at least 1998 in downtown Newport News, VA from the slang and terminology of a now irrelevant gang that was mostly comprised of Qarsherskiyan Vodou practitioners.
There was a terrible Lead-Paint Job at Richneck Elememtary and a 6-year-old nearly ended his teacher, bloody awful, eh?
by Bad News VA ain't that bad March 13, 2025
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