salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

by Sup98 April 08, 2015

Eggs Layton

Someone who eats a shit ton of fucking eggs day and night and gets no bangs (no intercourse)

That guy is a right Eggs Layton! All he does is eat eggs for every meal and never bangs any girls....what's he playing at!?

by Run The Juelz February 09, 2017

Blooming egg

A blooming egg is when you don’t make an eggs Benedict right and it just kind of unfolds all around the pot and “blooms” 😊 baboom , that’s what it is -Shinae

When ur eggs Benedict isn’t cooked right it’s a blooming egg

by Andrewpm93 October 05, 2019

egg mayo

defined its a butty my nan eat at the cheesecake factory

the word egg mayo defined

a sandwich which contains egg that my nan eat when she goes to the cheese factory

by q\E September 07, 2020

Fried Egg

When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil

Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg

by HL10 July 08, 2015

Chocolate Egg

When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.

Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.

by Glogan August 09, 2015

Eggs Bodagin

A common misunderstanding of "angry dragon"

"did you hear about that guys eggs bodagin", "you mean angry dragon?"

by irenee February 19, 2008