Ugly Dan: Hey be my friend
Girl 1: Ok
Ugly Dan: Lets go to your house we can have food there oh and can I have some money to buy something I don’t have any allowance.
Girl 1: Um, ok. Here’s 10,000$
Ugly Dan: SORRY I have to go.
Girl 1: Ok
Ugly Dan: Lets go to your house we can have food there oh and can I have some money to buy something I don’t have any allowance.
Girl 1: Um, ok. Here’s 10,000$
Ugly Dan: SORRY I have to go.
by toby x shrek August 12, 2021
Fat piece of shit that thinks he is half black. Son of infamous Mr Peanut as seen in his nut ass head. Wears supreme to make him feel like he doesn't come from a broke asss home. Also raps lyrics he memorized last night. Bandwagon sports fan. Pussy that no one likes and person who thinks he can handle his alc but throws it away when no one is watching.
"Damn you know that pussy over there."
"Yeah he's a whole Dan Holman"
"I fucking hate Dan Holmans"
"Everyone hates them fat fucks"
"Yeah he's a whole Dan Holman"
"I fucking hate Dan Holmans"
"Everyone hates them fat fucks"
by Lacrosse coach December 22, 2017
a fly ass hunny with a tight, delicious, prime vagina. Soo good that it makes you do domb shit to get to taste it.
by abe dizzo October 02, 2007
On a group text, this is the person who always takes the contradictory view of reasonable and logical thoughts and ideas, no matter how ill-informed, uneducated, and ridiculous the opposing view is. Often these texts are not responded to or simply met with a smile and nod. Unfortunately, the root cause of "Dans Advocate" is untreatable mental illness, and more often then not exacerbated by alcohol, THC, opioids, or any mood altering drug available (or a combination thereof).
Brian: "Did you read what he wrote, what an idiot, total Dans Advocate."
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)
by inntheknow March 18, 2022
A cripple who is commonly found doing minor tasks (ie operating a dimmer board) and almost always ends up eating his own dick.
Usually a racist, sexist, WASP who is so angry with his life that he takes it out on everyone else
Usually a racist, sexist, WASP who is so angry with his life that he takes it out on everyone else
by Josh Whittaker November 06, 2007
A scrawny dude that is just a fucking wuss and has terrible hairline but sometimes a cool dude and not gonna lie gets very annoyed easily by the smallest things
"No" Jk dan
by poopyscopps28 March 13, 2022
"No" Jk dan
by poopyscopps28 March 13, 2022