redneck circle jerk

When two or more rednecks back their diesel pickup trucks up next to each other. After this, they put the trucks in neutral and floor the accelerator which causes large clouds of black smoke to gush from the exhaust. While this is happening the rednecks usually lean out their windows and yell and cheer.
Billy-Joel, Jerry-Lee and Pervis like to back their pickup trucks up next to each other and rev the engines-It's pathetic, its like a redneck circle jerk.
by nickl7878 March 03, 2012
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Jerk off January

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking
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jerk off addict

someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.
guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"

guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."
by de lynn June 29, 2008
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jerking yourself off

The state of showing your own work or doing something for your own gain, similar to flexing. A common phrase used would be “Quit jerking yourself off, bro”.
Yo, I saw what you said about your art in class today, quit jerking yourself off, bro.
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circle jerk

there are many definitions of circle jerk, but one of the unknown ones is that a circle jerk is a man who finds a group of lesbians at a party or club, and watches them freak, and the guy jacks off and gets horny. (my friend told me about this one.)
i dont know wut to write for an example...lol
by xX LiZZiE Xx August 25, 2004
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Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.
Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?
by Baalo69 March 05, 2021
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Lurk 'n' jerk

A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.
I got a lurk'n'jerk after me lately.

That lurk 'n' jerk is still appearing from time to time.
by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021
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