When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.
by JonasTHEPickHELL July 13, 2017
Get the comfort puppymug. The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 6, 2023
Get the Who are you giving the puppies to?mug. Person 1: do you have a puppy?
Person 2: no but I really want a puppy
Person 1: have you seen that puppy?
Person 2: yes its an adorable puppy
Puppies are the cutest dogs ever
Person 2: no but I really want a puppy
Person 1: have you seen that puppy?
Person 2: yes its an adorable puppy
Puppies are the cutest dogs ever
by 🐩 puppy person October 5, 2019
Get the Puppiesmug. A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.
Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.
Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.
by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017
Get the Sick puppy syndromemug. by El Walkerama February 23, 2020
Get the Iowa hush puppymug. by val3 December 7, 2019
Get the puppymug.