The Keys

Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.

The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.

by B52C69007 March 2, 2022

bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.

"ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, let me touch them!"

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

Key

A thing you stick in a hole to unlock something

Give me the fucken key so i can unlock the god damn door.

by Oofles669HaYouThought October 31, 2018

lock key

A lock key is someone basically rejects other people from you they want u all to there self.

Ayy girl you wanna go out .NOO she may not .your such a lock key

by vibewith.pai January 11, 2017

key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.

I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.

by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017

Keyed up

Angry or with someone with a certain thing.

Bro, you're so keyed up right now, Chill.

by I know my stuffff July 25, 2021

pants key

A really nice vehicle, that is used to pick up women and act as the "key" to their pants.

We got my 1965 Ford Galxie 500 XL all fixed up and shiny, that thing is a total pants key!

Damn, that thing is a pants key.

by H1N1777 July 3, 2016