MUFF

Contrary to popular belief, A Muff is a term used to describe a specific type of female's vagina.

Rather than Poon, being a small bodied clean shaven vagina.. Muff relates to the opposite of the detail.. I.E. A nice phat hairy vagina would be described as a MUFF.

Damn Becky's camel toe is thiccc... She's got the warmest softest Muff around.

by BeerHanded89 March 19, 2019

Man muff

A trans man vagina

Damn dude, your man muff is tight!

by The Quackers September 26, 2023

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

John: Hey man what's a Muff Cabbage?
Tom: A what?
Guido: Yo man! it's a Jersey thing!
John and Tom:What's does it mean?
Guido: It's a jersey thing
John and Tom: -____-

by dyck-ryder October 17, 2010

muff cabbage

It's a jersey thing.

Snooki, you're garbage. You're muff cabbage!

by STePHaTRoN October 18, 2010

muff cabbage

A derogatory term for having a fat belly or a lot of fat on your stomach that goes overy you waist

Dam Jame's muff cabbage makes all the ladies go crazy.

by Rohelio May 24, 2017

free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.

david: "are you free muff right now?"

by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024

Milly Muff

A measurement of distance, similar to a poofteenth, slightly bigger than a bees dick

I missed that putt by a milly muff, it sat just shy of the rim

by Dicktionary Soup June 18, 2022