Moon Invasion

Something that occurs during Moonlanding - reaching through your legs, grabbing their balls, screaming "Ground control"

Damn that was quite the Moon Invasion on my ball there Lizzy.

by Cornzilla April 12, 2023

Moon

Are you fucking retarded?
Do you have a mental illness?
Are you unable to physically see out of your fucking eyeballs
It is the massive fucking thing in the sky at night

Person 1: do you know what the moon is?
Person 2: are you a fucking retard

by Monishman May 23, 2023

Moon Cricket

A young black male who comes out at night making threats, speaking lies, divulging private information and reciting events of the past, that the average person would say is out of line. He comes across big like a monster truck mud tire when he has his folks around him. When he is alone he hides in a corner somewhere scared and if you see him he no longer looks like a big monster truck tire he looks like a flat tire on a moped that is out of gas. He talks a big talk and you wait for him all day with your doors wide open or sit outside. He disturbs disrupts and distracts saying things like he scared he won't come out a 3am in the morning he is scared. The next day you get up early and go outside and wait

all day even leaving the doors to your home open. After waiting all day and night time comes around 10:30 pm you go inside and lock up your doors take a shower and relax with music or a t.v show. Five minutes after you finally go inside giving up he comes outside and says look he scared he went inside.

Cody you fucking Moon Cricket he waited for you all day and you come outside after he finally goes inside and locks his door because it is late. Moon Cricket he is not scared of you he waited for you all day but you wait until its almost midnight to come outside and fight him.

by gas pedal is faster than you July 2, 2023

agressive moon

The extension of a moon to include a view of the nuts. Clearly by this definition, it can only be the result of man ass visibility

Crikey, I thought a moonie was a victimless crime until I saw his cobblers. That's was certainly an agressive moon

by MrsKaren December 9, 2008

Eggy Moon

A phrase used to describe a odd or weird situation

Person 1: HEY! A cow just walked down the street!
Person 2: OOH YEA! Woow, eggy moon

by J.Longton February 21, 2009

JayJay Moon

Is a boy that is respectful.But has his mind on what he do best.He can not shot a basketball with the talent he got.But is crazy,lazy,lonely,and dumb.He is one of those that people like,but he dont like them because they racheet.

Girl="I love u"

JayJay Moon="U racheet"
Girl="wow thanks"

Boy"Im shot better then you"
JayJay Moon="You mat be because of my talent"

by miz swagger December 4, 2012

Poor Moon

Inexpensive beer which is light in character, mixed with orange juice, preferably without pulp

poor moon...PBR, take a sip, pour Everfresh OJ in the top

by bshy October 2, 2013