Morgasm

When a Mormon gets really excited about something church related.

Look guys! I just downloaded the Book of Mormon, the Bible, and all the Hymns on my iphone! How cool is that?!

I think Ash just had a morgasm...

by Mand5492 February 23, 2011

morgasm

the act of slowly dying inside from looking at a fat, ugly bitch with a lisp while she tells you stories about a cruise. (aka: any female named "morgan")

As Ali listed to her friend Morgan go on and on about something useless, she realized that she was dying from a morgasm.

by Morgan's Fat June 16, 2010

Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is a god among us mirtal humans. The only reason the sun rises in the morning is because he narrarates it in his sleep the night before.

Boy: hey do you wanna see a movie
Girl: oh Morgan Freeman no!!!

by Godless Empire April 13, 2015

Morgasm

The orgasm equivalent of an "Oh shit! I can't believe what's happening!" moment.

"Hey, do you remember when that young adult bought alcohol for minors and then admitted it to the police?" "Yeah, I definitely had a morgasm."

by misabelle July 27, 2010

Morgasm

A beautiful girl who, with just one look, gives you an orgasm!

Guy 1: Dude... Did you see that girl, Morgana?
Guy 2: YA! I just had a MORGASM!!

by Selvaina October 6, 2010

Morgasm

The feeling you get when you hear a bassist named morgan Play that funky music (white boy)

I heard the band Taxidermy play live last night and I started having Morgasms all over the dance floor when Morgan Bass started playing the intro to Mary. Fuck Yeah.

by elainamonster May 23, 2011

Morgasm

An orgasm of the highest intensity

Holy fuck, I made that girl Morgasm until her fucking brains were fried, she told me it felt like cumming pure ecstacy

by ActaFool420 April 28, 2011