Mooseltoe

A moose knuckle at Christmas time. Or a moose knuckle decorated festively Usually found in red and green (holly embellishments are not required, but common).

Wow, they really should censor that Olympic ice skater's mooseltoe. You can practically see his holly bush.

by Flash Bazbo December 8, 2017

Mystery Moose

Mystery Moose is the act of making a moose sound (and hand gesture on side of head) whilst performing a sexual act on a partner in the 'doggy style' position.

He was banging me from behind and I heard a strange moose sound, I asked him what this was and he said he couldn't hear it, I heard it again and again and he still said nothing. A short time later he started laughing to himself and revealed it was him making the sound, aka, Mystery Moose.

by Callum Reckless December 9, 2008

Mooseknuckle

To throw a very low knuckleball to fool batters.

The Mooseknuckle often drops onto the plate.

by Lutzie October 7, 2009

moosepaw

The male equivalent to that of a females camel toe. (Pull up your trousers and see for yourself)

Chochi had one bad ass moosepaw when he was wearing his biker shorts

by DJ Gorch October 28, 2003

blast a moose

to ejaculate upon ssomeone

BOB GELDOLF:oh i'm just about to blast a moose!!!!

by bob geldolf November 27, 2003

moose

A kid that a man named Faye likes. He Haw. He has a really shiny mouth, due to his ginourmous braces. Moose always weres a hoodie that says Ranger on it.

"Ooh. Look Faye, it's moose."<pointing at a man that has ginourmous braces and a ranger sweater.>

by Deiter Louise May 9, 2005

moose poop

what to call someone if u find urself in a pickle and this person is bugging the shit outta u (like a laxative brownie =D )

ugh i cant believe u did that.. u moose poop!!

by alyssa c (amanda or alesha.. haha nat) June 6, 2003