shamone mother fucker!

Official motto of the Tourettes Syndrome Foundation. A wide variety of merchandise is available from their gift shop with the phrase proudly emblazoned for all to enjoy.

Edith: Gosh, I wonder where Doris bought that delightful tea-cosy with "Shamone mother fucker" stitched on it? It's pure fooking class.
Betty: Gosh.

by Cobs July 19, 2003

mother focker

A way of saying mother fucker in a pot bellied hill billy way .

That hill billy derek always says mother foocker instead of mother fucker so we always laugh our asses of when he says it .

by paul k. July 7, 2004

thirsty mother fucker

any man who tries to hook up with any chick at a party

Todd hit on everyone, even the ugliest and fattest of chicks at the party: he was a thirsty mother fucker.

by Bobby O. December 9, 2007

Bad Mother

A Bad Mother doesn't believe in or seek perfection - she knows that all around her people are cutting corners and putting out a perfect image to the world. A Bad Mother doesnt stress about dust, as she knows that dust in facts helps her child build a healthy immune system and that a sterile environment does not do her child any favours. A group of bad mothers go to www.badmothersclub.com and share help support advice and friendship

I AM a Bad Mother lol

by J Porter January 27, 2004

mother chicken

Almost like saying "mother fucker", but far superior due to the fact that it uses a flightless bird and is not something that people expect.

JimBob: What the hell? Red ringed again?! Mother chicken!!
Sally: ... What. Did you just say mother chicken? o.O

by mysticalcupcake February 25, 2009

Mother Humper

The slightly comical, kiddie version of 'Mother Fucker' that can be used in a public setting (more or less) without the usual sidelong grimaces from nearby listeners who object to profaning parental relations .

I'd talk to Dad about borrowing the truck for homecoming night, but I'm more afraid of the mean Mother Humper crackin' me one in the mouth just for askin'!

by Wunkman April 6, 2010

motherboating

Sexual act with instructions as follows:
1. Place face between lactating breasts
2. Shake face briskly back and forth
3. Make outboard motor sound effects
Extra points are awarded for milk spray...

Sally may not have lost that baby weight yet, but those titties are prime for some motherboating.

by Dan92672 June 18, 2011