BFF Mouthful

This can only happen when two best friends are giving blowjobs simultaneously. While performing they are told to look up and they are surprised to see each other.....

Dexter: Carol is going to be giving me skull at 7:30 tonight. BFF mouthful?
Josh: Yeah Sheryl will be home by 5. I can make sure she's blowing me at 7:30.
Dexter: Ok perfect. I'll send you the facetime invite at 7:32. Just accept the call immediately and point the phone at her. I'll make sure to do the same.

Josh: This is going to be especially funny because Carol and Sheryl are best friends.

by buttholehead February 28, 2023

Mouth sperm

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips

Sakhile lick that mouth sperm off your lips

by OnWord March 6, 2023

pot mouth

Getting serious dry mouth after smoking pot

dude! i got serious pot mouth right now bro
(i am high as writing this lol)

by plzhumpme March 7, 2023

soap mouth

Someone who suffers from the genetic defect that makes Cilantro taste like soap.

"Get a load of that soap mouth picking the cilantro out of his tacos!"

by Soaplord March 16, 2023

Smashy Mouth

If you don't shut your mouth I'll smack ur mouth.

OMG. Did he just smashy Mouth her so hard her lips were bleeding

by anonymous March 29, 2023

Carpet mouth

though sounding like a derogatory name for a lesbian, carpet mouth is the feeling of intense dryness in the mouth, following the consuming of marijuana

possibly australian, not sure, i’m high

“dude i have the worst carpet mouth right now”

by tooth.stew April 20, 2023

Cotton Mouth

The Slang Meaning A Dry Mouth From Vaping Or Smoking

I got cotton mouth from getting high last night

by KyCorso April 24, 2023