muff cabbage man

An immortal old man in a robe smoking a pipe talking about how much he loves muff cabbage.

"Mmmmm Muff Cabbage!" Says the Muff Cabbage Man in a high pitched British accent.

by Javier Jesus Pablo October 5, 2013

muff-caking

When spending lots of time with your girlfriend because she is your only ride or transportation.

Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"

by Ludan November 11, 2013

muffboxing

The act of lesbian sex, in other words, rubbing vaginas

"Those chicks were just totally muffboxing"

by T-toast Forreal February 6, 2014

muff cannon

Squirting

She's for a great Muff Cannon

by Didn'tBreakaSquirt April 24, 2014

Muff Flapper

A muff aka pussy that gets fucked so hard that its lips flap wildly

Todd pounded April good, her vagina turned into a muff flapper and her lips were clapping for joy

by muff flap June 3, 2015

Muff

In American football - when a punt returner calls for a fair catch or intends to let the ball bounce and be downed by the kicking team, and either drops the ball or otherwise touches it without taking possession resulting in a fumble that can be recovered by the kicking team.

And the punt is up.... oh it's a beauty - he got all of that one..... Devin Hester's back to receive it. He's waiving for fair catch and......... OH NO!! He's dropped it. Hester has muffed the kick!! And the Patriots recover. Hester, normally sure handed, has muffed another one. Not what the Ravens had in mind when they brought him in.

by KDubWhatsUp? February 13, 2017

Muffed

To completely screw up or to fail miserably.
Essentially another form of "messed up".

Dude, you totally Muffed out with your girl.

My man, you're totally Muffing Out right now.

by IHaveASmallPP August 13, 2018