men

a species nobody can understand nor comprehend.

men:

“what is a man?”

“a very odd, ugly, strange individual.”

by gola June 18, 2022

C-Men

The rip-off version of X-Men but with a lot more members including:
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y
sperm cell X
sperm cell Y

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the new series C-Men, it's like a ripoff of X-men

Person 2: No, what is it?

Person 1: The creamy white stuff inside your mouth

by GMN11 July 1, 2022

Men

The true definition of men can have various options, It all depends on how that man is. Most men are pieces of shit, others are Lovable, hug-able, and most of all fuckab”-. Men are definitely what I like to call “A different species”. But overall they’re definitely living on this earth.

I love submissive “men”.

“Men” make this cooter wet.

by Maryylol July 5, 2022

Men

A perverted male who is narcissistic and an asshole. He also thinks he's the shit, which is a synonym for narcissistic. Also people who I don't like to be around.

Person 1: Oh, my God! Look how hot those men are!
Person 2: Oh, my God! Wow! You have terrible taste in men!
Person 1: You're just mad that you can't get a man.
Person 2: Honey, I don't date men. I date anyone who has a pussy.

by I Like To Snort Cows August 13, 2022

the men

A phrase to use when you cannot completely wrap your mind around the actions/thoughts of a man.

Rosey : “He just told me he doesn’t know how to do laundry and he’s 18.”

Emily: “The men.”

by killem13 August 17, 2022

the men

a phrase to use when you can’t wrap your mind around the actions/thoughts of a man.

Rosey: “He told me he doesn’t know how to do his laundry and he’s 18.”
Emily: “the men.”

Laini: “We were making out and he said ‘I’m the hardest one in the room’?”
Emily: “the men.”

by killem13 August 17, 2022

MEN

super sexy as mother fucker, definitely suck their dick

I LOVE MEN

by williamhicks08 August 25, 2022