megan&nicole 

two amazing best friends that love to sleep&eat.

who are those two?
why, its megan&nicole.

megan&nicole by muuuuah August 14, 2009

Megan 

A sped. She never knows what’s happening and asks every question, she is also MEGA flat. She will start the smallest arguments and turn them into an entire night long rant on how she feels she is not treated right and then deny she said anything, and is always on her “you know what.“ *cough cough*

Megan is a wee tod

Megan by vRxptorr January 15, 2020

megan 

a very good friend... one who happens to be my best! a tiny and pretty teenage girl who is dating a guy who their family does not approve! :)

did u see who megan is with!?

megan by ellie kb September 9, 2010

Megan Fox weather

Very hot and unpleasant. Steamy hot.

In the wake of one of the worst heat waves on record, Florida can expect Megan Fox weather to continue through the weekend.

Megan Fox weather by geetee6 August 24, 2010

Megan Louise Scheulin 

Megan Louise Scheulin is a very sexy southern weiner, who tends to like to sit on its lawn chair all day and talk to its best friend, who is imaginary, and they like to talk about cat-fish. Cat-fish is what Megan Louise Scheulin catches for fun, because she has a pond out side her house, that she usually likes to go swimming in. It is filled with snapping turtles who once took a big chunk outta her very sexy southern weiner.

My weiner is a Megan Louise Scheulin

Megan Louise Scheulin by GagaOompa July 20, 2010

human junkyard mechanic 

A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.

John's dad is a Human junkyard mechanic.

human junkyard mechanic by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010

Mechanical rape 

How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
Euphemism: .

Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!

Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.

Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.

Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.

Mechanical rape by Veg-a-LOT May 11, 2010