max's penis

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it

man your really have a max's penis

by JustRocky April 12, 2022

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max stoner

max stoner is a young fella with cute dogs, he also looks like jack from titanic

wspp bbg im max stoner

by wafflehater101 December 21, 2022

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Max Faded

Very high / stoned / elevated

"I'm max faded at Grandma's house"

by Max Faded July 24, 2016

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Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact

Stranger:how big is your cock

Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches

by Bigjavi01 August 28, 2018

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Max König

A absolutely Nice Guy who's got an absolutely beautiful Smile. Will exceed your expectations. Great kisser's. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
Often don't know what he wants.

I love Max

They don't call him Max König for nothing...

by Bram Hoellernesch January 3, 2017

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Max Flush

n. Max Flush Effect, The - The occurrence of "max flush" or "timing and acid and coincidences and shit".

n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.

Having mentioned or thought of something that seems to occur either coincidentally or through the magical universal forces of the psychoactive drug LSD.
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"

Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"

by TheRockinBoxer October 11, 2018

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