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Little Cunt Monkey

(Not to be confused with little cheeky monkey)

A small unrestrained belligerent child, often, but not limited to, the product/offspring of parents that have immigrated from the sub continent

More often than not seen travelling at speed in the back seat of a vehicle, but can also be found frolicking in the front seat while the parents are on their mobile phone, wearing seatbelts and completely oblivous to whats going on, not only in the car, but also on the road.
Look at that little cunt monkey jumping around on the back seat, their parents must hate them or they would be wearing a seatbelt
by The Asylum February 27, 2023
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Little Timmy

"Little Timmy" is to refer to a made up, unknown person in an example of distress, sadness, or unknowing problems that is happening to someone.
Little Timmy had no idea he was going to blow up if he cut the wrong wire.
by Little Timmy User July 3, 2023
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angry little elf

a particularly snippity or grumpy North Pole worker, height must be under 5 feet to qualify.
Kate: my oventop burnt my cereal
Darin: you aren't supposed to cook cereal and its called a stove top
Kate: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Darin: My, aren't we an angry little elf?
by y-dawg December 7, 2009
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sneaky little ninjas

a phrase used when someone keeps a secret from you.
Sharon: Will and Maddie have been going out for 2 whole months!
Zane: For real! You sneaky little ninjas!
by peaceoflondon September 1, 2010
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Perfect Little That

a phrase used by Kat Dennings in the movie Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (which was based on a book called Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist but wasn't all that accurate).
Said phrase was used to compare the classic underrated outcast girl to the classic pretty popular bitch and can be used as an alternate name to, really, any perfect and popular girl one comes across.
Norah: Caroline, the problem is that this is not gonna compete with Perfect Little That
by Jolly Ringwald April 6, 2012
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Happy Little Elves

First seen on the Simpsons a ways back, the Happy Little Elves now reside in the hearts of little kids and dreamers. If you don't believe you can do something, just think of the Happy Little Elves and you will believe.
My team sucked, we won one game but then just like the Happy Little Elves, we came back and destroyed our opponents and conquered the universe. We are all heroes!
by Richie Hero March 5, 2013
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The Little Shit Effect

Where one's karma builds up and causes one's cousins to receive a dose of energy and triples their annoyance factor causing them to make the family reunion shit. This natural phenomenon is known was The Little Shit Effect wherein both the parties have been a little shit at one point or another.
I'm trying to be a good person for the rest of the week to avoid the Little Shit Effect. I got a family reunion coming up.

What's the Little Shit Effect?

Glad you asked. Its when your bad karma builds up and causes your cousins to become even more annoying than usually.
by TheActualLittleShit October 22, 2016
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