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cunt licker

It's often older women who like those cunt licker dogs.
by D. Huizen April 13, 2008
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gooch licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man who's hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Nate last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and him and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting, fucking gooch lickers.
by McMurray McMuffins August 20, 2011
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lurker

Someone who looks at people's myspaces without that person knowing. They might be a friend or someone whos profile isnt private.
Jimmy - My mom lurked you last night!
Tom - What a lurker!
by jimmehlong October 10, 2007
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office lurker

a thief (usually well dressed) who enters an office by acting like they belong there with the intent of stealing something
"my laptop was stolen by an office lurker"
by bob babooey February 20, 2007
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cherry licker

did you see laura try it on with katie? she's such a cherry licker.
by daaat gyal August 25, 2011
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pussy faggot dick licker

When either: a) kids drink baby shots (usually half filled of less), and choose "tipsy" labeled shot glasses when given many other options
b) kids get a rash on their chest from not being able to handle the greatness of hard liquor (specifically rubinoff)
c) kids who play dizy bat and don't finish their beers and end up letting half the foam drip out of the end of the bat after they "chug"
Chris: "Hey don, that kid over there is a pussy faggot dick licker. He pours shots like a woman"
Nick: "Hey Chris, this pussy faggot dick licker is getting a rash after three shots"
Don: "Hey nick, who is that pussy faggot dick licker wasting beers, emptying the dizy-bat for no reason?"
by cashflowmofo October 6, 2011
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Licker

A male of pacific islander descent that harasses older men by attempting to lick his butthole with soy sauce, mayonnaise, salsa, ketchup or any other condiment.
Stop trying to come onto me Licker!
by worrior64 April 18, 2010
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