lesbianphobic

some goofy ahh saying that eimiko (a genshin impact ship) shippers like to use if you don't like their dumb ship.

person 1: "hey what do you think of eimiko?"
person 2: "I'm not really a fan of the ship..."
person 1: "you fucking lesbianphobic bitch"
person 2: "let me ship whoever the fuck I want, thank you very much"

by some random lesbian aromantic July 13, 2022

psuedo-lesbian

1. fake lesbian 2. a person with lesbionic tendencies that is not a lesbian

She could totally pass with that psuedo-lesbian vernacular, except that she's hot for dick.

by lala333 May 7, 2008

glam lesbian

Glam lesbians are gay females who show up in videos wearing excessive makeup and jewelry and make you think all lesbians are as hot as Jennifer Anniston. They are distant cousins of the thespian lespian.

Carl "Man I can't believe chicks this hot are lesbians!"
Mike "Meh, they're just glam lesbians".

by Dr. Kelso January 25, 2009

Bi Lesbian

An oxymoronic label some people are insistent on using that invalidates both the bisexual and lesbian communities. If someone experiences any sort of attraction to men they are NOT a lesbian. If someone is bisexual with a preference for women they are a bisexual with a preference. Stop being afraid of calling yourself bisexual and insisting on clinging to labels that don't apply to you.

Girl 1: Yeah, I'm a bi lesbian! I'm romantically attracted to women and sexually attracted to men and women!
Girl 2: Girlie please be fr, you can't be calling yourself a lesbian if you're attracted to men in any way...

by app1ejelly January 28, 2023

slay a lesbian

when you fuck a lesbian then she turns straight.

Brian: what are you doing this weekend???

Will: I was planning on going to a party to slay a lesbian. Shes really hot. <@;-)~

by lesbian slayer December 24, 2007

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.

My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!

by Kelly November 10, 2006

Lesbian Sex

Basically, all the things that guys CAN do but choose not to.

My friend asked how lesbian sex worked, and I told her it's all the things guys can do but chose not to.

by CaittiGirl January 2, 2021