A party in which a wine-based punch is served in large quantities. The partygoers' lips are purple and the first words to be uttered the following morning are "Jesus, I'm never drinking again."
Guy 1: We should hit up Kenny's Purple Jesus party tonight.
Guy 2: Meh, I've gotta work tomorrow. The last thing I need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.
Guy 2: Meh, I've gotta work tomorrow. The last thing I need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.
by Slim415 December 20, 2008
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When followers of the Christian Faith are so enamored by the power of Jesus they lose total control of their limbs and lift their hands to the lord in praise. This action is usually accompanied by heads hung back, mouths agape in throws of passion and may, or may not, include tears or bodily fluids of some kind. As witnessed in videos such as, "I Can Only Imagine" or "In Christ Alone".
Example 1: Did you see Jenny last night during the screening of The Passion of The Christ? She was totally jesusgasming all over the place!
Example 2: (In a place of worship) Dad stop jesusgasming we're in the front pew and everyone is STARING.
Example 2: (In a place of worship) Dad stop jesusgasming we're in the front pew and everyone is STARING.
by phuckmi G zus July 16, 2009
Get the Jesusgasm mug.Well yes there is very little chance that jesus was white, but it is unlikely he was black. All the other people putting, " he was from the middle east and jewish so he was black". Just because he was not white and was a darker race doesnt mean he was black! Thats like saying im white and thus whiter than a black guy i could be counted as chinese!
"Hey. Jesus was not white, so he can be ay other race he wants to be :P Black jesus"
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I had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.
by stinkyskunkedmonkeys December 4, 2010
Get the black jesus mug.what you end up saying when you mean to say jesus h christ but then the 'h' puts you off so it becomes a hybrid of the aforementioned and harry h corbett off steptoe and son.
by ben dover of the yard July 7, 2004
Get the jesus H corbett mug.The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.
by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011
Get the Jews For Jesus mug.Amazing pizza! SO good that it must have some part of jesus in it. Just a bit at least. No good without the dipping sauce.
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